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#13 Salvatore Ferragamo Ties

If you know Sean and this isn't ringing a bell -- don't fret! Sean refers to Ferragamo ties as his "gamos" (another one to add to the list of injuries). He might be saying, "Gamos are banker ties," or "be careful with my gamos!"

Just be wary that no one should ever stand between Sean and his Salvatore Ferragamo ties. Nothing completes an outfit like a bright, whimsical tie to compliment a busy work shirt, flashy cuff links, tassled loafers, and Bowdoin ring, and doesn't Sean Murphy know it!

#12 Coffee

Sean loves coffee. It's the only thing that can drag his sad corpse out of bed in the morning. One cup won't do the trick; Sean can be seen slipping away to Farley to dash to Dunkin' for an afternoon pick-me-up during finals week. He also gets his fix in the dining hall. He refuses to refill his cup of coffee, claiming it's "too green". Instead, Sean fills three mugs with coffee so he can swiftly move from one cup to the next. When he's done Sean can gaze at his coffee cup graveyard of a lunch tray. It is the one time of day that Sean is the master of what he sees.

Don't believe Sean if he tells you he likes his coffee black. He doesn't. He uses cream and sugar but claims to drink his coffee black to flex his masculinity. It's sad, really.

#11 Hawking Loogies

Sean hawks loogies more than is acceptable or necessary. He'll hawk one and then spit it in his own path. This becomes an obstacle when he, moments later, must walk around said loogie. Sean expects those around him to look away when he hawks loogies -- if you don't, it's your own damn fault.

Unfortunately, Sean finds spitting a challenge and so there's always an awkward moment when there's a grotesque display on his face. If you can get over this -- good for you; otherwise, you fall under the majority of the population.

#10 Jogging

Here's Sean casually jogging with George W. Bush. What some of you might not realize is that Sean has a metal leg due to an accident his freshman year where he drunkenly fell on some steps outside a social house, causing his leg to explode.

#9 The Waitress at Scarlet Begonia's

Yeah....

There may or may not have been sexual advances that Sean appreciated a little too much.

Um... involving a wine-opener.

So yeah, Sean thinks about that when he feels bad about himself and it makes him feel better.