#12 Coffee

Sean loves coffee. It's the only thing that can drag his sad corpse out of bed in the morning. One cup won't do the trick; Sean can be seen slipping away to Farley to dash to Dunkin' for an afternoon pick-me-up during finals week. He also gets his fix in the dining hall. He refuses to refill his cup of coffee, claiming it's "too green". Instead, Sean fills three mugs with coffee so he can swiftly move from one cup to the next. When he's done Sean can gaze at his coffee cup graveyard of a lunch tray. It is the one time of day that Sean is the master of what he sees.

Don't believe Sean if he tells you he likes his coffee black. He doesn't. He uses cream and sugar but claims to drink his coffee black to flex his masculinity. It's sad, really.